January 2011
58 posts
and be a dolphin trainer.
my teacher to the class: "are there any mutations...
regina george-esque grl: ya i think so
teacher: like what?
reg geo: uhhm well i guess like people with red hair.
student: "i was watching oprah this one time and...
while discussing genetics and heredity in advanced bio 1.
fades...and braids.
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oh god.
i’m already taking over a class on friday….
IMA TEACH YOU MEIOSIS LITTLE BIATCHEZ.
six animals that just don't give a fuck →
iansnugwildlife:
love that that tree shrew is on there for consuming literally nothing else but booze.
if they documented me at the jersey shore in the summer, i would have taken that place on the list.
literally.
KUBELLLLZZZZ
you know you're a dork when you name your 26-page...
jasonlawrence:
iansnugwildlife:
…and then almost shit yourself laughing because you just accidentally named it “CNS Guide.”
WHAT IS MY LIFE.
NOT A QUESTION, BUT A STATEMENT. WHAT IS IT.
“comprehensive”…nerd. ;)
omg.
american idol elicits two emotions and two...
1. insane like mental institution happy: the persons voice so beautiful that there is a halo around the TV and i instantly cry and announce that this person will be famous and ill buy their music (which i never do….)
2. insane like mental institution sad: the secondary embarrassment is so incredibly intense that i’d rather go outside and roll around naked in the snow…on fire.
...
Ma name's keri
iansnugwildlife:
Ahm zo vurry
FLY HOOHH MY IZALILBITSCURRY
my stomach is protruding from my bod. i have a legitimate food baby. its name is WaWa.
love it when you call me 'legs,'
iansnugwildlife:
in the mornin’, buy me EGGS.
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